Poo
When I found out I was pregnant, there were many things I swore I'd never do because I was still going to be a cool, even as a mom. A woman once told me, that the best part of her day was when her kid had a poop. I thought what a loser. Today I have Eloise on my lap, and am making grunting noises to encourage her to poo. It's totally going to make my day once she does.